Joke Shop Exploring Gifts

The Joke Company - Press And Run

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"How much is the sign?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Excuse me, have you paid for that?'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

At death's door

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

'Irony Board"

'More buzz for the buck.'

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Joke Shop

'Global Cards, I must inform you my clients are insisting on royalites this Christmas...'

Osteo-pierogies

Help! You've got me surrounded!

Hard Water

"I'd like an exploding cigar and a Get Well card."

'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'

'Maybe we're pushing the staff too hard.'

"Hard luck, car showrooms don't count!"

Boots in Puss

'This is the only way I can get him to come shopping with me...'

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

"Oops, sorry."