Joke Shop Exploring Pillows

The Joke Company - Press And Run

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"How much is the sign?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Excuse me, have you paid for that?'

History's First Prop Gag

At death's door

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

'Irony Board"

'More buzz for the buck.'

Joke Shop

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

'Global Cards, I must inform you my clients are insisting on royalites this Christmas...'

Osteo-pierogies

"I'd like an exploding cigar and a Get Well card."

Hard Water

Help! You've got me surrounded!

'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'

'This is the only way I can get him to come shopping with me...'

"Hard luck, car showrooms don't count!"

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

Boots in Puss

'Maybe we're pushing the staff too hard.'

"Oops, sorry."