Joining A Wine Club Gifts

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Isabel Allende

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Wine of the Day Club

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Welcome to my cellar!

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Enjoy?...How?'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'The house wine sir.'