Joining A Wine Club Pillows

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Isabel Allende

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wine of the Day Club

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Welcome to my cellar!

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Enjoy?...How?'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.