Jogging Skeptics Gifts

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'