Jocular Birthday Celebrant Gifts

"Why are we getting 'Old Spooky' spectacles for his birthday?" -- "So he can read his correct date of birth!!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bubbly

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Poisson d'Avril!

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

The first birthday gift.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Man holding a birthday cake.

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

A drum covered in candles

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

A Pirate at the Opticians.

Handel sitting on a piano