Job Status Contemplator T-Shirts

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Professional woman in pub

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"1971... 2015..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

A long way towards retirement...

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'