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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Professional woman in pub

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Caterpillar Paranoia

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

A long way towards retirement...

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

"Do wine writers suffer and all that?"

"At what point in your public relations career did you realize you don' relate to the public?"

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Wealth without fulfilment/Fulfilment without wealth.

Prayers For Agnostics

'You're wasting your time. I like my job, but I'll never love it.'

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

'My dad says at this rate he'll never be able to retire from his job.'

'...I just feel like I'm working at a dead end job.'

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

I'm on break.