Retirement Contemplator T-Shirts

Celebrate the peaceful moments of retirement with a witty or inspiring t-shirt. Comfortable and fun, they’re ideal for enjoying leisure days in style and humor.

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files." mockup

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’" mockup

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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Not much money, glory, or praise

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair." mockup

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

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Professional woman in pub

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"1971... 2015..."

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Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner. mockup

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

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If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire. mockup

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

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'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.' mockup

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

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"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!" mockup

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

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'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!' mockup

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

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Wolf Watching the Sunset

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Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

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'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.' mockup

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

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"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder." mockup

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

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The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms. mockup

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

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I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity. mockup

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

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'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.' mockup

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

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"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

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