Commuting Contemplator Prints

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Professional woman in pub

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

Caterpillar Paranoia

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

A long way towards retirement...

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

"At what point in your public relations career did you realize you don' relate to the public?"

"Do wine writers suffer and all that?"

Wealth without fulfilment/Fulfilment without wealth.

Prayers For Agnostics

'You're wasting your time. I like my job, but I'll never love it.'

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

I'm on break.

'...I just feel like I'm working at a dead end job.'

'My dad says at this rate he'll never be able to retire from his job.'