Job Status Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the thoughtful, introspective individual? Discover unique items that celebrate moments of reflection and the creative spirit of contemplators. Whether they’re deep in thought or just enjoy a little downtime, these presents add a touch of humor and insight to their day.

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'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.' mockup

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

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"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution. mockup

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

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'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.' mockup

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

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"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files." mockup

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’" mockup

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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Not much money, glory, or praise

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Professional woman in pub

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Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner. mockup

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

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If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire. mockup

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

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"1971... 2015..."

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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..." mockup

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

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"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'." mockup

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

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'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!' mockup

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

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'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.' mockup

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

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"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'." mockup

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

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"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder." mockup

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

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Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

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'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.' mockup

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes. mockup

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!' mockup

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

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"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I give and I give but all they see is take." mockup

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

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"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?" mockup

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

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I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity. mockup

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

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"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken." mockup

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

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A long way towards retirement...

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"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'" mockup

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

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Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

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"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year." mockup

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

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'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?' mockup

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

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'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.' mockup

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

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'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?' mockup

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

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'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.' mockup

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

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Job Status Contemplator Gifts Collection

Job Status Contemplator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the job status contemplator—funny and thoughtful designs to start or end their day with a smile. Check out more!

Job Status Contemplator Pillows

Bring humor and comfort to their space with pillows designed for the thoughtful soul—quirky, inspiring, and perfect for relaxing moments.

Job Status Contemplator Prints

Find prints that capture the essence of creative contemplation—artful and witty designs to decorate their favorite space and inspire more reflective moments.

Job Status Contemplator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the creative contemplator in your life—humorous and inspiring designs for every mood. Shop now for more options!