Job Market Maven Gifts

"Maybe I shouldn't ask where you see yourself in five years."

'Here's a job for you, oil rig engineer. You start at the top and work yourself down.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Trade Show Sherpas

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'