Housing Market Maven Gifts

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'

"I just love these new genetically - enhanced real estate agents!"

"If you're serious about selling it, the first thing you need to do is change its name from 'Riverside Cottage'."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Time to buy.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'