Housing Market Maven Mugs

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'

"I just love these new genetically - enhanced real estate agents!"

"If you're serious about selling it, the first thing you need to do is change its name from 'Riverside Cottage'."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'Time to buy.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'