Street Market Maven Mugs

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

Made in China

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Time to buy.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'