Meat Market Maven Mugs

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

The day the stock market went UP.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Muscles

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Time to buy.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'