Meat Market Maverick Mugs

Human meat.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Elevator Pitch

Dow Jones drop

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

The Contrarian funds

'My market doesn't understand me.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'New Barbeque.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

Entertainment systems

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

You trip on it, you buy it.

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'