Meat-loving Maven Mugs

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"States of tofu"

'Steak Ted?'

Muscles

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Platter confusion.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Family Butcher.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'