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"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Time to buy.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

Looks like another profit's warning

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'