Property Market Maven Gifts

Catchment Area for Teachers

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

For Sale: With Planning Permission for Swimming Pool

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

European currency on the edge.

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

Trade Show Sherpas

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'