Job Market Detectives Gifts

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"He's having a hard time finding work."

The Three Wise Queens

"And where have you previously moused?"

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Between Offices

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Impressive qualifications, but seeing as how I'm trying to fill the position I just fired you from...

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

The United States' economy deflating.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.