Job Hunting Escapologist Pillows

"That vacancy for a 40k a year mattress tester doesn't exist...."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

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"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"He came highly recommended – then again, it was a jury recommendation."

'Wait for me!'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'I've had it with this job, I want to be a LUMBERJACK!!'

"What luck! You can have your old job back, and yesterday we rehired your former hated boss!"

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'