Job Hazard Enthusiasts Pillows

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'What went particularly well?'

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

'What training do I get?'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'Doris has THE BEST horror stories. She's a pedicurist.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

Caution: Wet Floor

"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?"

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

"You say you love your job. Are you nuts?"

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

Curse of the mutant gene.

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

New Pope.

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

'It might be better all round Privett if you took a month off.'

'Hey guys, meet our new safety director.'

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"

"...but it's an elf and safety issue."