Jig Lover Pillows

Irish Jig Saws

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Head over Hooves

Hamlet

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

How's my Jiving?

Preserved

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"Is the slop fresh?"

Sewee-Cide.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

Jurassic Pork

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'It's known as slop envy, Mr. Johnson.'

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

"It's a midriff warmer."

Fifty Gallon Head.

'I'm afraid your house insurance didn't cover a wolf blowing it down.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."