Jetsetter Laugher Pillows

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Airport Bored Rooms

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Airline Mergers.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Police Lineup Escape

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'