Jet-setting Poultry Gifts

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Travelling

"She wishes to range free!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Cock A Doodle

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Private Jet

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Two airplanes

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'