Jet-setting Poultry Pillows

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

The Rooster Comedian.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"She wishes to range free!"

Travelling

Cock A Doodle

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Private Jet

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Two airplanes

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."