"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"
Jet Lag Survivor Gifts
Searching for a gift for a jet lag survivor? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that salute their endurance and humor. Perfect for globetrotters and travel enthusiasts who turn their sleep struggles into stories worth sharing.
"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."
Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.
"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"
Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.
"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"
'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'
Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.
'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'
"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."
"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."
"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."
"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
Asthma cats
"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"
"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"
You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana
"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."
Seniority Scanner App
"It's OK, it's just pee."
If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.
Waiting and waiting and waiting room
Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.
'Tough winter.'
'Tony is allergic to the cat.'
Hay Fever Preventives.
"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."
"Hi, scheduling? I've only got 60 seconds, so I'll make this quick..."
Winter Surrender
"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"
'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'
"I can't take winter anymore!"
Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!
'I decided not to migrate because I get jet lag.'
'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'
Jet Lag Survivor Gifts Collection
Jet Lag Survivor Mugs
Discover our fun and relatable mugs for jet lag survivors—perfect for making mornings a little brighter after those long flights.
Jet Lag Survivor Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that bring comfort and comedy to jet lag survivors, making their rest as restful as possible.
Jet Lag Survivor Prints
Browse our stylish prints that capture the spirit of travel and resilience, perfect for decorating a space full of adventure stories.
Jet Lag Survivor T-Shirts
Explore our humorous t-shirts designed for jet lag survivors—ideal for travel lovers with a sense of humor about their weary adventures.