Jet Lag Juggle Gifts

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Counting part time employees is the new math.

The coffee's not working.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

'Tell me about yourself. If I stay awake, you've got the job.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

The Secret Formula in Coffee

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

"The demands of this job can place quite a burden on your family, so we recommend you fake your own death."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

"I've always been extremely passionate about not starving to death."

"According to your C.V. you were self employed, but you made yourself redundant?"

"Well, Mr Anderson, you resume and references look great. All we need from you now is a full personality assessment, an ancestry report, and your horoscope for the next ninety days... then we can talk about a second interview."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"It's OK, it's just pee."

"We want someone who can multitask. During our interview I'd like you to fill out those forms and have a physical."

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

'If you can't get by on your present salary, Slocum, I suggest your wife get a second job.'

Recovery: New Job, Day One

Now hiring. Anthill, Inc. You should know we're all expected to pull 20 times our own weight around here.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"I wanted a job with a few perks."