Jekyll And Hyde Aficionado T-Shirts

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Out To Lurch

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I'm having my entrails read."

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Bram Stoker

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

Censorship | Not Censorship

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Pizza at the Round Table

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

A. A. Milne

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Rusalka

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'