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'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Out To Lurch

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I'm having my entrails read."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

A. A. Milne

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pizza at the Round Table

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

Rusalka

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'