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'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Going Down?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Viking River Raids

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"I dropped my goblet!"

Centaur falls in love.