Jeff Bridges Fan Gifts

"Nobody has to tell me to like Jeff Bridges."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

The bridge of arts.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Chris Froome

Moses and the bridge.

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Heavy Traffic.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Couple in bed reading guide-books

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Baseball Angels

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Tower Bridge

"Mr. Speaker, I would like to request an additional thirty seconds to approach my esteemed colleague from across the aisle and punch him the face."

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

'My proposed legislation is based on the concept that 'a rising tide lifts all boats.''

"...and you'll appreciate the convenience of our office locations -- especially the one on the George Washington Bridge."

Bridge Repairs

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

Blues musicians who never found their audience