Jedi Fanatic Pillows

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

The Exobus

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

Weigh station

Jelly Fish

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"Am I not being funny enough?"

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

The Hellish Sermon

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"