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Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Chiller Theatre

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'