Faith Fanatic Mugs

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Chiller Theatre

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Newt sale

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."