Yeti Fanatic Pillows

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Fan-Centric Stadium

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"You need a mint."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

The Catkins Diet

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."