Yeti Believer Pillows

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Football Delivery

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

Abominable Snow Dog.

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'