Et Believer Pillows

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fairy Vet

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Pyramid UFO...

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

Every App tells a story.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

"The other fairy does glass."

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'