Et Believer Pillows

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Pyramid UFO...

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Fountain of Youth.

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'...Water on Mars'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

"The other fairy does glass."