Broadcast Believer Pillows

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Wait Here. Employment Office. My belief that if you can't say something nice about a person you shouldn't say anything at all spelled doom for my career as a radio talk show host.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Local News in Heaven

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Confusionism'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Angie Goff

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"It's for global cooling."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

"I believe in you!"

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'The end is near.'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

Five year time...

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'