Java Jaguar Gifts

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Jurassic Parking Lot

Overjumpers

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

The coffee's not working.

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Veloci-Rapper

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

The Coffee Tattoo

This coffee can keep you up

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"