Jar-opening Warrior Gifts

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Cook struggles to open sauce jar.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Changing Room Decisions

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

William Tell Executions.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Remedial Karate"

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

'You're too aggressive.'

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"