Japanese Literature Fan Gifts

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Dating an English Major

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Jack London

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Tristan Und Isolde

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'