Japanese History Fan Gifts

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The Other Cooperstown

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'