Japanese History Fan Gifts

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

After the Sentence

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.