Japan History Buffs Gifts

Japanese flag

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The First Fire Stick

Trump secret police

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Sundial Time

Paul Ree

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"