Japan History Buffs Pillows

Japanese flag

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Sundial Time

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'