Japanese Literature Fan Pillows

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

Dating an English Major

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Jack London

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Tristan Und Isolde