Japan Gifts

"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Campaign for Plain English

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Moses on the web

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Right click for yes...

But is it organic?

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Punctuation Police