Japan Pillows

"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Campaign for Plain English

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Punctuation Police

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."