Anime Gifts

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Ninja.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Polyps over Tokyo. It's a cartoon about giant sea creatures that declare war on the surface world. An anime anemone enemy!

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

Japanese Rolling Stars.

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

Manga study #2

'I don't care how far you swam, I don't like your style!'

Pope-mon

'I'm afraid you have a condition we in the cartoon world call 'Manga eyes'.'

Manga study

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

Mikado

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."