Jam Making Pillows

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Guitar Man.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Preserved

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

The copier is making a whining noise.

Guitarist

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Homemade Jam.

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'Sorry I'm late. I got caught in a traffic jam. Fortunately, it was my favourite - strawberry.'

Granny's Homemade Jams

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

'Why Henry... you naughty little devil!'

'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'

"Whoops, wrong Jam Session, man."